This morning, Alice told me she had a nightmare. I asked her all about it, and this is the story that emerged, although it is unclear how much she actually dreamed (if any) vs. how much she made up on the spot.
Alice's nightmare: The world was being eaten by two knights wearing black helmets, rainbow-colored clothes, and gray shoes. The knights were the bad guys, and the earth shot them in the eye, and then they died.
Another time, she told me she had dreamed about knights attacking Pluto. When I asked her why, she said, "Because he was a dwarf planet." Poor Pluto, being bullied!
