Friday, January 22, 2016

"What does it eat?"


Alice: I'm going to paint the lion's head red because he's a fantastic meat eater.

Sera: What do you think he just ate?

Alice: A deer.

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One morning, while Alice was playing in bed still, I recorded this video from the spy camera. She is imagining a scenario where the shark's mommy is telling the shark to eat the whole deer's head. The deer is sad when its nose is bitten off.



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Alice, ever the scientist, has this thing now where whenever she encounters a creature, she will ask what it eats. If it's a meat eater, she knows she might be in danger. One time we had her almost convinced that if she hopped around outside, a wolf might mistake her for a rabbit and try to eat her.

When we were at Prairie Ridge last weekend, they had some fake artistic buffaloes in a field, and Alice asked if they were real. I asked her what she thought, and she said she thought they were fake. But then, just to be sure, she asked, "What do they eat?" When I told her they were like cows and just ate grass, she finally relaxed.

When we discovered a strange little bug on the counter, the first thing she asked was, "What does it eat?"

When we were on the bike path a couple weeks ago and came across a wounded deer in the woods, Alice was nervous at first, then asked what it ate. Once she knew it was a vegetarian, she was no longer afraid.