Plop

Because of this page in a book, whenever Alice sees a snowman, she says, "It's warm out. It's head is going to plop off!"

 

This is the winter version of moldy pumpkins, I guess.  I don't know if it's every child, or if Alice is inheriting Zac and my morbid sense of humor, but she really seems to enjoy knowing that things that seem fine now have some inherent doom in them.  I just hope she doesn't have to learn that people die anytime soon.