Now that I usually pick Alice up from school, I have to get her through the hand washing routine when we come home. She often washes her hands in my bathroom while I change out of my work clothes. Usually there is soap all over the counter, or a big blob on the rug or something. She's a complete disaster. But today, after she'd already made a big mess, she emerged from the bathroom, hanging her head, and said, and this is and exact quote: "Oh bother....the soap is in the toilet." And sure enough, it was. In trying to squirt some out, she somehow flipped the container over there. Sigh.