A conversation at lunch today, when Simon was examining a sesame seed bun.
Simon: This is weird bread. I wonder how it grows like this.
Alice: Bread doesn't grow.
Simon: Then why does it have seeds on it?
Alice: They make the bread then put the seeds on after.
Simon: Oh.
At the pool later that afternoon, when Simon found a dead June Bug in the pool filter.
Simon: I'm going to put this on the side of your chair so no one takes it.
(Because in Simon's world, dead bugs are high theft items.)