On Wednesday morning, the kids' school was on a 3-hour delay. My school was also on a delay, but I had taken the day off because I was having a flex sigmoidoscopy done that afternoon to further study my rectal problems. Zac left early that morning for work, so before I did my bag change, I checked on the kids and told them they couldn't bother me for the next twenty minutes. Thinking Zac had laid out breakfast for them before he left, I told them to go eat breakfast. Alice said there was no breakfast. I said ok, just keep playing and I'll get it for you when I'm done.
While I was out of commission, Alice took matters in to her own hands. She made breakfasts for her and Simon: meat and peas.