Sunday, June 12, 2016

The good thing about being dead

Sera: Alice, let me cut this meat up for you. We don't want you choking to death right before you turn five years old!

Alice: Yeah! [pause]  But you know, mom, there is one good thing about being dead.

Sera: Really? What's that?

Alice: When you're dead, no one can yell at you.

Sera: I guess that's true.