The Banana Incident

Zac had a work function to attend this evening, so I picked the kids up from daycare and was on my own for the night.  After coming home and getting everyone unpacked and washed, I went to the back bedroom to nurse Simon, leaving Alice to roam the house unsupervised for a few minutes.  I could overhear her talking about bananas, and I could hear her moving a chair to get up and perhaps reach the bananas, but I still wasn't prepared for the banana corpse I found on the table when I came back out.  So, I turned on the camera and interrogated the suspect.