Saturday, February 8, 2014

Recent conversations with Alice

Lady bugs
The scene: sitting at the dining room table.  (Our house is infested with lady bugs.)
Alice: I want to see the lady bug's legs!
Sera:  Ladybugs have six legs.  How many legs do you have?
Alice: Two.
Sera: That's right.  Do you want six legs like a ladybug?
Alice: Yes! I can be a lady bug. I can crawl up the there and daddy can suck me up!
(Zac uses a little dirt devil vacuum to suck up the lady bugs, which Alice greatly enjoys!)

Dream
The scene: Alice, waking up in her crib.
Alice: There were bodies in my bed with no faces.  Here.  And over there.
Sera: (Speechless)
Alice:  I couldn't see their faces.
Sera:  I think that was a dream.

Math
The scene: in the tent, playing with the adding machine
Zac:  If you have two apples and I give three apples, how many do you have?
Alice: A lot of apples!  I want to eat an apple.
(She leaves the tent, goes to the kitchen and gets an apple, comes back down and takes a bite out of it.)