During breakfast: "I'm not going to school today. I'm going shopping!" (She went to school.)
During supper last night: "I'm just checking facebook." (For the record, neither of us ever check Facebook during supper.)
When looking at pictures on my phone: "What's that?!"
Sera: "It's Simon's poopy diaper." (We had taken a picture to show the doctor.)
Alice, confused: "Where's Simon?"
Sera: "He wasn't in the diaper right then. I took the diaper off."